honey mustard

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

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harrystylesdildo:

Remembering an old password

voodooqueer:

Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?

Mom: how do you plan to earn it?

Me: 

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ridge:

how you work out < how i work out 

marybottybepoppinsg:

the Obama’s are now a emoji? 

oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances. image

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

thatdudeemu:

ariannuke:

thatdudeemu:

A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college

A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure for cancer and people will say his alumni daddy is the reason he got into college.

A white person will see a post having nothing to do with them and still find a way to include themselves

sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

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