this is literally mario kart
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
hE looks sO sAD
Remembering an old password
Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?
Mom: how do you plan to earn it?
how you work out < how i work out
the Obama’s are now a emoji?
My friends and I at the dances.
flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts
A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college
A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure for cancer and people will say his alumni daddy is the reason he got into college.
A white person will see a post having nothing to do with them and still find a way to include themselves
OH MY GOD
The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing